Ashlee Simpson on SNL
I know this is trivial, but there's only so much a sane mind can absorb.

First, she blamed the band.
Now, this...

Puh-leez!!

This excuse is too perfect: (a) she's got a medical condition, so be sympathetic, or you're an un-feeling jerk; and (b) because of the malady, she couldn't sing-- but she went onstage anyway: what a trooper!

It's sad to think of all the talented people who never get a break. Really sad.