Hanna who?

We thought Hanna was supposed to be some kind of storm. I actually bought a tarp, finagled it into the gap between our porch and the Nicholson's porch, and set up an elaborate system of towel rotation-to-spin cycle water damage prevention in our leaky basement.

For what? A little bit of a trickle? It's been an hour and my towels aren't soaked through. Hanna, you disappoint.

P.S.,
Not to disregard the very real damage done. It just didn't happen so much at our house.

P.P.S., The tally:
$ 5.97 >12 towels
$ 9.27 >200 'rags-in-a-box'
$22.98 >9'x12' tarp (flammable!)
$ 2.20 >sales tax
$40.42 >total earned by Home Depot #2583